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I am perhaps more amused than I should be at this joke, but give me a break. I’m at work and I’m bored silly.

I stole this from my new favorite blog o’ the moment, MetroDad:

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A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver says: “Holy shit. That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what’s wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says: “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”
“You’re right,” she says, “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a great idea,” the man says. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

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Don’t lie… you notice ugly babies too. And it’s sad, because they’re babies, but some babies are just ugly and that’s the honest truth.